Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Just puked most of my soul out..
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