but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
