Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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