Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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