Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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