Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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