i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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