just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
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Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
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Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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