summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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