just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
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Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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