yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
Randomize
