Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
so let's talk penis.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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