found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
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