If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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