"it" just moved
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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