were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
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