I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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