Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
You ruined the universe
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
