omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
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Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
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I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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