i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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