Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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