Im at strip club and am horny
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
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