Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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