I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
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your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
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oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
How does it feel to date your dad?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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