call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
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Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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