he wants to bone in the snuggie
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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