Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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