Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
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what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
3 2 1 whiskey
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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