used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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