I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
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from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
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It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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