Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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