school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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