Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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