Pappa wants mamma naked
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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