i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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