i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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