There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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