i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
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5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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