also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
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I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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