There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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