doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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