sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
