No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
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