Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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