Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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