he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
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I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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