Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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