I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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