Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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