i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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