okay pat passed out under dana's car
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
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I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm both gender and math confused
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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