You're completely useless in the revolution.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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