So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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