that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
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