i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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