How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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