Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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