He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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