He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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